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What's your best/worst/favorite pick up line you've got in your arsenal?

kichigai913
Rika just reminded me of one Me - Hey, you know all 20 letters of the alphabet, right? Her - umm... you mean 26? Me - oh yeah, I forgot U R A Q T Her - missing 1 more Me - I know. I'll give you the D later.
missallyesterday
This is not really a pickup line but a man told me "Your English is so good! Have you been in America for a long time?" Yeah... I was kind of born here you weirdo!
roukuro
Be wearing a nice shirt (silk dress shirt), Hey touch my shirt.(once she does) Its nice right? Wanna know what its made of? Boyfriend material. Hey im about to go on a journey for a while but i need someone to hold something for me before i go. Can you do that? You can? Thank you so much, hold out your hand. Take her hand and start walking. Ive used both of these irl. They worked.
baileybugz97
I've always wanted to say "I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?" but I've been too shy to do it yet XD there was this one time where this guy at an amusement park said "I'm sorry, I don't think we've met. I wouldn't forget a pretty face like that." my face got so red after that XD I don't think there was ever one I didn't really like nor found offensive.
roukuro
Lol,ok how about this: hey girl i put the STD back in Stud.Now all i need is U.
roukuro
Hey im going to show you a magic trick. Give me your hand. Now im going to raise it and as i do you twirl. Ok now close your eyes and open them in 5 seconds. (Pull out a rose.) I just wanted to hold your hand, but this is for you. Oh the magic? Its this moment right here.
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