What's your best/worst/favorite pick up line you've got in your arsenal?

I don't believe in love at first sight, so give me a minute to circle the block one more time. Can I follow you home? [why?] Well, I was always told to follow my dreams. Hey, didn't we have class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry. If I say that you have an amazing body, would you hold it against me?

"Dammit! If i knew that i was going to find you, I would have brought my Master Ball! Who knows when i'll find one as rare as you again? ;)"

Best: Hi I have a poster of Joseph Joestar in my room, lets go and commence the sexual intercourse. worst: Hi I have a poster of sasuke uchiha in my room. Lets go and cut ourselves with a rusty knife and listen to one direction while I force my cat to eat this copy of the second Ghost rider movie.

Why would a dragon have a picture of a human male in his cave/room/castle? #notjudging #curious #fuckiti'mout

Baby, you and me are like McDonald's and Burger King. You'll have it your way and I'm lovin' it. Like video games? Well, you are my Final Fantasy.

.... ok random ideas. did you forget I'm lelouch lamperouge? my wallet is full of twenties i like it when you squirm. neal before zod. SO if i talk to you will you stop haunting my nightmares. i will grand you the honar of bearing my child sango *<--actually worked lol* so your mother say's your easy