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What's your best/worst/favorite pick up line you've got in your arsenal?

brandonmckinney1987
These are some that I have actually used: Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes. Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me. You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket? There you go ladies, did I get anyones attention? ^_^
jikokun
Hahaha, so I hurd u liek mudkipz. The relationships ive been in where people actually know that always /b/een fun.
chicgeek23
You must be made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon because you are F-I-Ne XD You must be google because you are everything I'm searching for x3 That's all I got (o.o)
sionxtc
I liked the chemistry one. Pick up lines I am usually bad at haha but i do have a friend with a blunt one. "Hey, do you have a boyfriend?" "Hey beautiful, you must be medusa because every time I look at you i turn into stone so my eyes will always be on you"
kichigai913
Pick-Up Lines that I actually used : <b>"Excuse me, If it looked like I was admiring you and your beauty from afar, I'm sorry. That's exactly what I was doing."</b> <em> We laughed, she bought me a drink.</em><b> "I don't want to have sex with you. Nor do I find you sexually attractive. That's not what I'm here for." </b> <em> Initiates sex every time we have it. </em><b> "Just by looking at you, I bet not only do you have a boyfriend, you were hit on by every guy in passing, the bouncer, owner and bartender. You don't have a boyfriend? Well then... how YOU doin?"</b><em> Laughed, had an in depth conversation about everything and is turning out to be the best friend with benefits I've ever had</em>
jotarokaiba
My best pick up line is the following. Ahem. Heh Babeh. You have such nice boobs lets go watch twilight togather okeh ? And my worst pick up line is this one: AHHHHHHH NOOOO NOT THE BEE'S !! NOT THE BEE'S !!
broketoon
He had me at "my" *swoons more then Jikokun*
zero2192
hmmmm I guess one of the cheesy ones I've come across is "I now longer have to die cuz I'm in heaven"
rika_chan93
"I heard you like pokemon. I bet you like it in the meowth" XD Lol. My friend uses that but just as a joke. The most that was ever used on me are really lame and silly. "If I could rearrange the alphabets, I would put U and I together." "You must be tired cause you've been running through my mind all day." One guy literally told me "My initials are BDB." And I was like "so what's your name". And he said "Big dick bandit" -_- lol I laughed. And one guy told me he lost his phone and asked if he could borrow mine to call it so he could possibly find it. I gave him my phone of course so I could help him out. You should have seen my face when his phone started ringing in his pocket. Bastard got my number without even asking! Lmao!
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