landfromthewind

I enjoy long walks on the moon because nothing beats an astronaut. I used to wrestle polar bears on the weekends but now they're endangered. I have my own fan club but I still won't let them be official. My friends like to have a lot of fun but somehow I'm always better at it. When we meet the pleasure is all yours. I made Shaun White cut his hair when lost to me in a half pipe snowboarding challenge. I'm legally not aloud to play any professional sports because " it isn't fair". My only goal in life is to become the greatest swordsmen in the universe. *again...