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projectotakux
@gabriel_true I have to find this shirt and buy it!!
gabriel_true
@projextotakux Maybe for Christmas you'll get one, haha!
alephy
If you were a cookie. Your personality is macadamia, sometimes a bit nutty. Your looks is an oreo. I want split em and eat the stuff in the middle
criselington
I'd take you to the movies but you're not allowed to bring snacks.
alephy
Take yo ass to the barber-que!
gabriel_true
You must be Jamaican because ya bring the 'mon' out of me, yeah!
redheadedraider
Girl, your eyes are like the ocean. Deep, dark... Full of terrifying alien like monsters which causes my thalassophobia to give me heart palpitations from the wave of existential fear.....
bob_loblaw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d04a6tXHHbs The result: https://media.tenor.com/S9h7LRKUxrIAAAAC/poppins-lucy.gif
alephy
Are you garbage? Her: huh, no Damn, I was about to take you out
wei_ying
Let's go to lunch XD
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