Flirt and pickup lines
Curly the Epic Gamer @forgetmenot
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Curly the Epic Gamer @forgetmenot
Remember kings/queens, the power of breathing can allow you to lift a heavy rock! People like it when you pick up heavy rocks.
αlερh-2 @alephy
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αlερh-2 @alephy
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Did I stutter when I said
I wanna fuck you
Triscuit @bob_loblaw
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Triscuit @bob_loblaw
Hey
[__________] @code_016
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[__________] @code_016
I’m going to spread you butt cheeks and blow into them like a Nintendo cartridge
Triscuit @bob_loblaw
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Triscuit @bob_loblaw
"Hey"
Sometimes that doesn't get a fast enough reply, so I'll hit the bitches up with "Hi" followed by "Did you see my last message?"
The way I look at it, I'm a nice guy, so if (hot) girls (only) don't reply to my rizz faster than my Hot Pocket is microwaved, then I'll get serious and break out the "Heyo."
Rokas @sparkis
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Rokas @sparkis
This is satire right
Rokas @sparkis
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Rokas @sparkis
Yes it is, you're stupid for even asking
αlερh - 3 @whodatbe123
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αlερh - 3 @whodatbe123
Satire? No, these are 100% certified fucking bangers! They work, let me demonstrate. Ahem! Ahem! *clears throat*
You have big ol pecks
That you flex
Let's code together
What a beautiful sight
My comments alight
My syntax sweet
Like Ghost's feet (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)
It was phenomenal
When you fixed the error in my terminal
Is your pussy wet? Do it again? How many iterations do I need to run for the for loop? @Broly-Kun
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