I'm gonna...

I am gonna take an acoustic guitar, give it a curved bridge(like a cello), remove the frets, and play it almost like a nyckelharpa. I am also considering putting erhu strings on it, but might only be able to afford nylon... so, any thoughts or advice? Don't try to change my mind. I'm also gonna string it up like a koto and play it like one.

I'm gonna make all alarm clocks go off 5 minutes early. I'll put milk in before the cereal, and EAT IT! Babies will cry, and the elderly will trip, both more than usual! All bottled watter will be replaced with gamer girl bathwater! I'm gonna take all the milk and oatmilk from coffee shops and they'll ask if almond milk is okay, and it won't be okay! The ultimate evil! None of this is original, by the way, all stolen!

I'm gonna go to sleep https://media.tenor.com/VdIKn05yIh8AAAAC/cat-sleep.gif

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I'm gonna face my fear of the number 4. I'm gonna buy a house shaped like a 4. And I'm gonna... BLOW IT TO KINGDOM FUCK YOU COME