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Dr. Kichigai Seuss @kichigai913
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Dr. Kichigai Seuss @kichigai913
It worked... twice
yaasshat @yaasshat
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yaasshat @yaasshat
See, the thing is, women can be just as horny as men....Go figure.
コーリー @anlme
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コーリー @anlme
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utsukushiikodoku @utsukushiikodoku
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utsukushiikodoku @utsukushiikodoku
this was used on me. "Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!" i am ashamed to say it worked
trahecreations @trahecreations
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trahecreations @trahecreations
hold up a flower of some kind and say "Shall I dry your tears?"
"Have I died, because I found an Angel."
"You are always looking so hot, I love it."
"I am the reincarnation of jesus and you are one of the ark angels come to earth so lets get together." - that one a guy said to me.
"My immortal babe I want to kiss you."
VerucAssault @verucassault
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VerucAssault @verucassault
Man walks up to stripper... "Hey baby, I got a pole you can dance on."
DarkuSchneider @darkschneider
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DarkuSchneider @darkschneider
^^They hear that one all the the V.
'Excuse me lass do you happen to have a little Irish in you? Would you like some?'
Ed~ @yamadaed
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Ed~ @yamadaed
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Neko-chi™ @yunoxyukki
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Neko-chi™ @yunoxyukki
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HavePun @havepun
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HavePun @havepun
"How much is your ass?"
Seriously that's one of the best pick-up lines according to a supposed seduction advice site xD Written by three "experts in seduction", they even sell a book. They're all single btw.
http://www.artdeseduire.com (French)
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