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perrythewutt
You've been together with this person for 11 months, and you seem to be getting quite along to the point in which you invite her (for girls him) to live with you, Upon arriving they leave you to carry their suit cases, boxes and funiture (for girls he carries his own in because hes a gentleman xD)after having moved everything in and helping them get comforable you begin showing them around your house, room by room, they see your dirty little secrets, your anime posts, collectibles, dvds and yes even the dog you named after your favorite anime character! (if your allergic to dogs then use cats, if your allergic to those to then you get a damn goldfish) they seem to be overwhelmed by your interest in anime and seem as though they dont know how to take it all in. So you invite them down stairs to watch some TV instead of anime because you dont know what response you will get, while they are watching TV you proceed to make dinner to celebrate and being the baka you are you forgot your out of the ingredients you needed.You run out to the store and you grab everything you need, but the line up is huge, not concert huge more like the line up at mcdonalds, still pretty big right? by the time you check out and get to the car you fear you took to long, rushing home you begin to think 'Oh sh*t i hope he/she doesnt get angry with me' as you pull into the driveway they are standing outside your door ready to welcome you back, suspiciously.. you ask them if there was anything and they reply with a simple 'Nopee' thinking they had played a small little prank on you, you run up the stairs ever so carefully, peeking around each corner, and there was nothing.. you walk into the washroom to use the facility, and you notice something is off.. you just cant put your finger on it, so you ignore it, you walk down the stairs to prepare dinner for the both of you.. then it clicks.. your limited edition kanokon bathmat had disappeared, you walk into the laundry room thinking you had put it in the washer or dryer.. but there was no luck.. you walk up to your boyfriend/girlfriend and asked them if they had seen the mat and they reply with 'you mean that mat with the cartoon on it, I put it in the garage with the rest of that stuff, your an adult now not a child, we can just let the garbage man take it' out of shock you cant decide weither to run upstairs and check all the rooms for your stuff or to run into the garage.. before they could get another word in you began hulling ass up the stairs as though you would if your about to miss your favorite anime (and no you dont own something to record the episode -_-) and you learn what they had said is true.. Do you; A) Agree with them; yeah maybe they are just cartoons and I'm an adult now.. I can actually get laid.. who needs them - and allow all the anime items to be thrown out. B) Try to negotiate with them, beg them anything to keep both the anime goods and someone who makes you just as happy - though they look pretty adamant about having the stuff thrown out C) Kick their sorry ass out, throw their stuff at them and yelling at them (enter phraise here) and ending the relationship.
yunoxyukki
May 28, 15 at 2:48pm
Option c...if you really love the person it doesnt matter what they are into, the fact thst she moved your stuff without permission or warning was sign enough that she intends you to change to her liking and you dont ever change for anyone. The fact that she was willing to throw away your stuff that you spent time Collecting ehhhh deal breaker for me lol
pocketto
May 28, 15 at 3:00pm
Option C You discover what you had feared all along. Everything was thrown out. You run to the garage and see that even your dog named after your favorite anime character was thrown out with a betrayed look on his face. You think back that you have probably just missed the opening song to your favorite anime and launch your ass back up the stairs to be sure you didn’t miss another second. You plop down in front of the screen, wishing your life could be like that anime. Wishing you had never made that terrible mistake. So you sit during the ending credits, swaying your head to the music, concocting a plan to right this wrong. You go back downstairs, where your new girlfriend made herself a meal out of the groceries and had just finished eating. You tell her “You are right all along. Now help me get the rest of this junk into the garbage.” With a smile, she comes up and kisses your cheek, commenting on how good of a decision you are making. “There is a box of anime pillow cases that should be taken out first.” You tell her as she heads to go get it. You grab your limited edition bat with the likeness of your favorite character and wait with your dog in the garage. You carefully hide yourself behind the door. She comes in and roughly drops the box with your beloved dakimakuras spilling all over the ground. You groan loudly. She notices you, but you have had enough as you raise your bat, admiring who you thought was your soulmate for one last time. You bring down the bat hard, with your dog barking in support. She is still breathing. Oh well, you are not really a killer. She just needs to learn a lesson on what is considered trash. Your next task is to replace all your anime goods with her shit. After that is taken care of, you go ahead and tie her up and put her in the box that once held your dakimakuras. Just as you are about to seal it up, she wakes up in a daze. You proceed to gag her and close the box. Now to just wait until the garbage man takes the trash away as you hum the ending tune to your favorite anime.
laughingman_dd
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perrythewutt
Sues you for assault then happily gets a restricting order , didnt expect the DN though xD
anigamer1999
Option C. Nothing comes between me and my anime.
laughingman_dd
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anigamer1999
^ *Sits in corner crying*
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