Once Upon A Time..

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lmao ^. Nice. There was an elf who had alzheimers. He was walking in a forest of hoties and got a boner when suddenly a molester came and he fought him off with a stick which was in fact not a stick at all, but, could it be? It was snake disguised as a pony. The pony peed on the molestor for attacking on the elf. "Hello elf" said the pony. "I will protect you from now on!" I am a Devil's pony and all i ask is that you make my one wish come true, eat this apple and become my master. This apple will give you powers which will lead you to a life of solitude! hearing this he became happy but the elf decided to say no thanks because he knew in the land of Hotties there were no apples! So probably it was a banana Suddenly a soft tender hand touched his belly button and he freaked out! And pulled out his Bazooka and fired off multiple bazooka rounds at the person who was actually a cute loli princess asking for money to pay her rent. The loli princess was once a stripper , now down on her luck, and starving with no place to go. As he hands her the money feeling bad, a Panda jumps out and grabs her then runs away along with the money. So the Pony chases after the panda but he evaded him by twerking. with the princess now out of sight The elf now runs to the kingdom of lolies and speaks to the king. Unfortunately it was too late the king was performing his break dance. The only thing left to do was forget about the princess and do canonballs into the pool filled with tears of the kingdoms poor and hope that vocaloid saves her. Vocaloid was a mighty hero, many had heard of his great achievements throughout the land; he was known to be very ______. And yet, he was now a severly depressed _______ Could this be his shot at redemption?

There was an elf who had alzheimers. He was walking in a forest of hoties and got a boner when suddenly a molester came and he fought him off with a stick which was in fact not a stick at all, but, could it be? It was snake disguised as a pony. The pony peed on the molestor for attacking on the elf. "Hello elf" said the pony. "I will protect you from now on!" I am a Devil's pony and all i ask is that you make my one wish come true, eat this apple and become my master. This apple will give you powers which will lead you to a life of solitude! hearing this he became happy but the elf decided to say no thanks because he knew in the land of Hotties there were no apples! So probably it was a banana Suddenly a soft tender hand touched his belly button and he freaked out! And pulled out his Bazooka and fired off multiple bazooka rounds at the person who was actually a cute loli princess asking for money to pay her rent. The loli princess was once a stripper , now down on her luck, and starving with no place to go. As he hands her the money feeling bad, a Panda jumps out and grabs her then runs away along with the money. So the Pony chases after the panda but he evaded him by twerking. with the princess now out of sight The elf now runs to the kingdom of lolies and speaks to the king. Unfortunately it was too late the king was performing his break dance. The only thing left to do was forget about the princess and do canonballs into the pool filled with tears of the kingdoms poor and hope that vocaloid saves her. Vocaloid was a mighty hero, many had heard of his great achievements throughout the land; he was known to be very chaotic and unpredictable. And yet, he was now a severly depressed yuri fan! could this be his shot at redemption? "The loli princess will be a perfect piece for my harem" thats what he thought when he got the news! He set forward saving princess loli from the evil panda little did he know he would have to deal with the panda prince who had the panda kidnap her so that he could force her to marry him ____ was his only hope at defeating him but first he needed _____

There was an elf who had alzheimers. He was walking in a forest of hoties and got a boner when suddenly a molester came and he fought him off with a stick which was in fact not a stick at all, but, could it be? It was snake disguised as a pony. The pony peed on the molestor for attacking on the elf. "Hello elf" said the pony. "I will protect you from now on!" I am a Devil's pony and all i ask is that you make my one wish come true, eat this apple and become my master. This apple will give you powers which will lead you to a life of solitude! hearing this he became happy but the elf decided to say no thanks because he knew in the land of Hotties there were no apples! So probably it was a banana Suddenly a soft tender hand touched his belly button and he freaked out! And pulled out his Bazooka and fired off multiple bazooka rounds at the person who was actually a cute loli princess asking for money to pay her rent. The loli princess was once a stripper , now down on her luck, and starving with no place to go. As he hands her the money feeling bad, a Panda jumps out and grabs her then runs away along with the money. So the Pony chases after the panda but he evaded him by twerking. with the princess now out of sight The elf now runs to the kingdom of lolies and speaks to the king. Unfortunately it was too late the king was performing his break dance. The only thing left to do was forget about the princess and do canonballs into the pool filled with tears of the kingdoms poor and hope that vocaloid saves her. Vocaloid was a mighty hero, many had heard of his great achievements throughout the land; he was known to be very chaotic and unpredictable. And yet, he was now a severly depressed yuri fan! could this be his shot at redemption? "The loli princess will be a perfect piece for my harem" thats what he thought when he got the news! He set forward saving princess loli from the evil panda little did he know he would have to deal with the panda prince who had the panda kidnap her so that he could force her to marry him. Using the EXCALIBUR was his only hope at defeating him but first he needed to meet the artificial intelligence program called LaughingMan and take advice, but he needed to make it laugh by _____

There was an elf who had alzheimers. He was walking in a forest of hoties and got a boner when suddenly a molester came and he fought him off with a stick which was in fact not a stick at all, but, could it be? It was snake disguised as a pony. The pony peed on the molestor for attacking on the elf. "Hello elf" said the pony. "I will protect you from now on!" I am a Devil's pony and all i ask is that you make my one wish come true, eat this apple and become my master. This apple will give you powers which will lead you to a life of solitude! hearing this he became happy but the elf decided to say no thanks because he knew in the land of Hotties there were no apples! So probably it was a banana Suddenly a soft tender hand touched his belly button and he freaked out! And pulled out his Bazooka and fired off multiple bazooka rounds at the person who was actually a cute loli princess asking for money to pay her rent. The loli princess was once a stripper , now down on her luck, and starving with no place to go. As he hands her the money feeling bad, a Panda jumps out and grabs her then runs away along with the money. So the Pony chases after the panda but he evaded him by twerking. with the princess now out of sight The elf now runs to the kingdom of lolies and speaks to the king. Unfortunately it was too late the king was performing his break dance. The only thing left to do was forget about the princess and do canonballs into the pool filled with tears of the kingdoms poor and hope that vocaloid saves her. Vocaloid was a mighty hero, many had heard of his great achievements throughout the land; he was known to be very chaotic and unpredictable. And yet, he was now a severly depressed yuri fan! could this be his shot at redemption? "The loli princess will be a perfect piece for my harem" thats what he thought when he got the news! He set forward saving princess loli from the evil panda little did he know he would have to deal with the panda prince who had the panda kidnap her so that he could force her to marry him. Using the EXCALIBUR was his only hope at defeating him but first he needed to meet the artificial intelligence program called LaughingMan and take advice, but he needed to make it laugh by posting funny gifs on MO! But the elf interfered and didnt allow because it was his turn to watch _____ and they had to figure out ______