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yunoxyukki
There was an elf who had alzheimers. He was walking in a forest of hoties and got a boner when suddenly a molester came and he fought him off with a stick which was in fact not a stick at all, but, could it be? It was snake disguised as a pony. The pony peed on the molestor for attacking on the elf. "Hello elf" said the pony. "I will protect you from now on!" I am a Devil's pony and all i ask is that you make my one wish come true, eat this apple and become my master. This apple will give you powers which will lead you to a life of solitude! hearing this he became happy but the elf decided to say no thanks because he knew in the land of Hotties there were no apples! So probably it was a banana Suddenly a soft tender hand touched his belly button and he freaked out! And pulled out his Bazooka and fired off multiple bazooka rounds at the person who was actually a cute loli princess asking for money to pay her rent. The loli princess was once a stripper , now down on her luck, and starving with no place to go. As he hands her the money feeling bad, a Panda jumps out and grabs her then runs away along with the money. So the Pony chases after the panda but he evaded him by ______. with the princess now out of sight _____ runs to the kingdom of _____ and speaks to the king
laughingman_dd
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vocaloidfan39
Funny story guys....Can I be in it :D?
yunoxyukki
Yeah just copy and paste the story posted last fill in the blank...and continue the story and be sure to add more blanks
laughingman_dd
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vocaloidfan39
Can someone put me in it? Im kind of lazy and I don't have a creative mind ><
laughingman_dd
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yunoxyukki
There was an elf who had alzheimers. He was walking in a forest of hoties and got a boner when suddenly a molester came and he fought him off with a stick which was in fact not a stick at all, but, could it be? It was snake disguised as a pony. The pony peed on the molestor for attacking on the elf. "Hello elf" said the pony. "I will protect you from now on!" I am a Devil's pony and all i ask is that you make my one wish come true, eat this apple and become my master. This apple will give you powers which will lead you to a life of solitude! hearing this he became happy but the elf decided to say no thanks because he knew in the land of Hotties there were no apples! So probably it was a banana Suddenly a soft tender hand touched his belly button and he freaked out! And pulled out his Bazooka and fired off multiple bazooka rounds at the person who was actually a cute loli princess asking for money to pay her rent. The loli princess was once a stripper , now down on her luck, and starving with no place to go. As he hands her the money feeling bad, a Panda jumps out and grabs her then runs away along with the money. So the Pony chases after the panda but he evaded him by twerking. with the princess now out of sight The elf now runs to the kingdom of lolies and speaks to the king. Unfortunately it was too late the king was ______ the only thing left to do was _____
laughingman_dd
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yunoxyukki
There was an elf who had alzheimers. He was walking in a forest of hoties and got a boner when suddenly a molester came and he fought him off with a stick which was in fact not a stick at all, but, could it be? It was snake disguised as a pony. The pony peed on the molestor for attacking on the elf. "Hello elf" said the pony. "I will protect you from now on!" I am a Devil's pony and all i ask is that you make my one wish come true, eat this apple and become my master. This apple will give you powers which will lead you to a life of solitude! hearing this he became happy but the elf decided to say no thanks because he knew in the land of Hotties there were no apples! So probably it was a banana Suddenly a soft tender hand touched his belly button and he freaked out! And pulled out his Bazooka and fired off multiple bazooka rounds at the person who was actually a cute loli princess asking for money to pay her rent. The loli princess was once a stripper , now down on her luck, and starving with no place to go. As he hands her the money feeling bad, a Panda jumps out and grabs her then runs away along with the money. So the Pony chases after the panda but he evaded him by twerking. with the princess now out of sight The elf now runs to the kingdom of lolies and speaks to the king. Unfortunately it was too late the king was performing his break dance. The only thing left to do was forget about the princess and do canonballs into the pool filled with ____ and hope that ______ saves her
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