*Taken From a Mad lib*
My Self Summary:
I am Ecchi Fuck. Like a Cat. I'm originally from Ventura, but I've been living in Ventura for 382 years. I live by the motto That's What She Said. I love my go-cart and my family.
What I'm Doing With My Life:
Right now I am getting my Fishing License in Bullshit. To pay the bills I work during the day at Six Flags. One day I'd like to get married in Japan and have 12 kids.
I'm Really Good At:
I'm a really good cook, my specialty is Spam Pancakes. On the weekend me and my boys play Quiddich, then we go to bars and throw down Arrogant Bastard. Occasionaly I spin at parties, too. I call myself DJ Bar Harbor Lobster Bake.
My Ideal First Date Is:
I'll bring you a dozen Pansies and a Inside Out Teddy Bear. We'll drive to Olive Garden and have Beefaroni with a bottle of Piss. After that we'll go to the Kindergarden and watch the sun come up while we listen to Tiny Tim.
What Kind Of Person I'm Looking For:
I am just looking for a girl who can Split on my Lazy Boy. Just kidding! Seriously, I'm looking for a nice girl who won't act like a Cunt and who will walk my Ferret. She has to have a nice Under Boob and she has to be drama-free.
My Self Summary:
I am Ecchi Fuck. Like a Cat. I'm originally from Ventura, but I've been living in Ventura for 382 years. I live by the motto That's What She Said. I love my go-cart and my family.
What I'm Doing With My Life:
Right now I am getting my Fishing License in Bullshit. To pay the bills I work during the day at Six Flags. One day I'd like to get married in Japan and have 12 kids.
I'm Really Good At:
I'm a really good cook, my specialty is Spam Pancakes. On the weekend me and my boys play Quiddich, then we go to bars and throw down Arrogant Bastard. Occasionaly I spin at parties, too. I call myself DJ Bar Harbor Lobster Bake.
My Ideal First Date Is:
I'll bring you a dozen Pansies and a Inside Out Teddy Bear. We'll drive to Olive Garden and have Beefaroni with a bottle of Piss. After that we'll go to the Kindergarden and watch the sun come up while we listen to Tiny Tim.
What Kind Of Person I'm Looking For:
I am just looking for a girl who can Split on my Lazy Boy. Just kidding! Seriously, I'm looking for a nice girl who won't act like a Cunt and who will walk my Ferret. She has to have a nice Under Boob and she has to be drama-free.
