saltshakerthief

I'm a closet optimistic with a strong sarcastic streak. I've chosen to believe I'm a genius because if I'm of average intelligence the world is filled with idiots. I share a loft with a roommate i envy, a cat i despise, and a ferret i adore. I use 'I' a lot because I'm subject to the typical young American self obsession. I'm a nerd through and through and i am currently plotting my god given right for revenge.