Weird Successes

Masturbating to hentai scat porn https://media.tenor.com/FM1Od7J4PQkAAAAC/fap-dance.gif

No scat porn in my thread :P We aint waffle stomping round here

Expecting a nose bleed but not getting any when i see the waifu https://media.tenor.com/6b8V4D-EuNwAAAAC/nosebleed-anime.gif

Some old lady once hit on me. I felt absolutely flattered https://media.tenor.com/NdR_r2wVaWAAAAAC/blush-anime.gif ...and disgusted at the same time https://media.tenor.com/p8-uq36xZywAAAAC/spiting-groot-vomit.gif

Had that, but with a dude at a kiosk in a mall. His breath smelt of shit, but his words fell on my ears like rose pettles. He made a promise to take me to his home country, Israel, but with a one way ticket. I mean, he offered to pay, as any gentleman should.lol