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Hello MaiOtakians (Taki-ians?! Idfk) My sissy, @bittydubs , is looking for a man who can beat her ass and make her feral. If you have the guts you must state your case on why you are a better match for her than this man here https://media.tenor.com/vOPwrfPETqoAAAAC/dazai-osamu.gif The rules are simple, be dommy daddy af, have drive, bad ass taste in music, and brown hair to cosplay Dazai (She is kind of a Dazai Simp). Have like a 12 pack or sum other shit. Be good in the bedroom as well. Have some sort of dark backstory too. That shit be good af. And you must watch this edit before participating, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnBT97AO110

Ever since I watched BSD, I have always wanted a Dazai boyfriend that can hopefully be prosperous enough for marriage in the near future. I'm taking serious applicants ONLY. this is not a drill. i REPEAT. THIS IS NOT A DRILL! SERIOUS APPLICANTS ONLY! good luck ;)

A sales pitch on two threads I'm invested in this journey now. It's time to get my Michael eating popcorn meme and watch the show.

https://media.tenor.com/X4D1-RZaDuEAAAAC/spongebob-news.gif BREAKING NEWS!!! AFTER YEARS OF BEING HOUNDED BY THE MEDIA, @bittydubs, had this to say when approached with Dazai Questions, "He can **** me, **** me, if he wants to r**ch me. I'm like a God or sum other shit. You know how I get when I'm in my head. Idk I want a Dazai"

@criselington Oh how I so love drama. It doesn't seem like dram yet, but it'll get there. What say we kick it back and watch it all unwind. Might I suggest bringing coffee or rockstar so you don't fall asleep during the beautiful program

Nope, it never works. I don't know if it's because I'm on my phone or hawhat, but they never worked for me with the .gif without the .gif it's sad