Whatcha doin?!?

Settling a land dispute between the fae folk of the woods, the monster under my bed, the shadow in my closet, and my sleep paralysis demon. The latter three only moved into my place because they were more scared of the fae folk than they were of me. I'm trying to get them down into the basement, but the elemental isn't playing nice. The damn thing kept hissing at me. Anyone know a substitute for blood that I could use for an appeasement ritual for this thing? Its been too humid for me to have nose bleeds. First world problems, amirite?