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sobo275

@projectotakux Your mama so hairy, when she went to Tennessee Bigfoot welcomed her back home.

chillhouse

@sobo
Yo mama so stinky that a skunk gags when she walks by

projectotakux

Yo mamas so fat that the only mates she can attract are humpback whales

sobo275

@chillhouse Your mama is so fat, that when she jumped into a semi, she broke the suspension!

projectotakux

@sobo275 Yo mama is so stupid she thought beyblades were weapons of mass destruction

sobo275

@projectotakux Your mama is so stupid, that she had to retake preschool.

sobo275

Are you guys looking these up?

projectotakux

@sobo275
Yo mama is so annoying even excalibur couldnt stand her

Also some of these i made up myself while at work and wrote them down in my phone yesterday

chillhouse

I just made mine up. Prob take awhile to think of another

sobo275

Shit I’m making them up as I go, hats off to you gentlemen.

Your mama is so crazy, that even crazy earl from borderlands won’t do business with her. “Don’t you come back now”

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