@projectotakux Your mama so hairy, when she went to Tennessee Bigfoot welcomed her back home.
Yo mama so stinky that a skunk gags when she walks by
Yo mamas so fat that the only mates she can attract are humpback whales
@chillhouse Your mama is so fat, that when she jumped into a semi, she broke the suspension!
@sobo275 Yo mama is so stupid she thought beyblades were weapons of mass destruction
@projectotakux Your mama is so stupid, that she had to retake preschool.
Are you guys looking these up?
Yo mama is so annoying even excalibur couldnt stand her
Also some of these i made up myself while at work and wrote them down in my phone yesterday
I just made mine up. Prob take awhile to think of another
Shit I’m making them up as I go, hats off to you gentlemen.
Your mama is so crazy, that even crazy earl from borderlands won’t do business with her. “Don’t you come back now”