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waifuscrub

waifuscrub

32 year old Male
Single
Last online over 8 years ago
Havre de Grace, MD
(I am SUPER bad at talking myself up so forgive me if this sounds awful lololol)

So to start off I guess I'm pretty much everyone's go to guy if they're feeling down. Partially because I'm hilarious and can brighten up most situations, but mostly because I'm really good at giving advice. So good, in fact, that I apparently say the exact same stuff to one of my friends that their therapist does! Psh, they should pay me instead! ;D (nah though all I need is knowing my friends are happy.)

As for my sense of humor, while I am told I'm hilarious I should probably point out my sense of humor can be kinda dark at times. I'd never intentionally offend someone though, that's just mean.

I really doubt I need to point out that I'm into anime. I'm super into video games too, I doubt that's very surprising. I don't really play that many western games, but it's not because I'm some sort of hyperweeb or anything I swear

I'm SUPER into cons and cosplaying and whatnot. If I love a game or anime, chances are I've at least ATTEMPTED to cosplay it at some point. Most of my cosplays have been video game related since I only started really getting into anime in like 2013 or so, but it's almost even now. If you've ever seen some idiot running around in a Hatsune Miku/Deadpool mashup cosplay, that was me. It's my favorite one since to my knowledge, I'm really the only person who does it. Or one of the only ones, anyways.


I totally don't have a drivers license, which sucks right? I'm 24 and don't have a license, how lame! (I do technically have a car though, my license plate says Honnoji because I'm absolute weeb garbage.) But due to certain events when I was younger every time I get behind the wheel of a car I freak out. I'm working on getting over it though! I know that's not exactly the most attractive thing to put in a dating profile but it's better to be honest right? No lies here! By the way did I mention I'm secretly a millionaire it's true why would I lie on the internet

I currently live with my grandparents. Or they live with me. Or something. All three of us own the house. Everyone tends to love my grandmother because she's super into anime and video games. She even cosplays sometimes! She doesn't really play anything other than Mario Party (which she is surprisingly good at) but she enjoys watching me play them every now and then, and got so into Kill la Kill that she made our doorbell the second opening. We have a 1:30 doorbell. Everyone blames me. But it was HER. My grandfather isn't into that stuff as much as my grandmother is, but he finds it interesting! They're also surprisingly cool with the fact that I practically have an army of body pillows. I am completely unashamed.

tl;dr My grandparents and I live together but they're into anime and shit so I have an awesome family life

If there's anything you're curious about feel free to ask! I'm sure I missed something obvious. LIKE MY NAME, FOR EXAMPLE. (It's John.)
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