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projectotakux
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tLBL4M55tJU
chocopyro
Another halloween tip. If you are summoning a demon to do your bidding, essentially what you are doing is waiting till the dark hours when everyone is asleep, going to the seediest part of town, and flagging down any ugly bastard that will listen to you, and giving them a craigslist job. If you want to take a chance, that's your choice. But use the right protection circles, be very specific, and don't form attachments or relationships with them. You give them an inch, and they'll take a mile. Side note: Try bargaining with the fae instead. Far more entertaining, way less predictable, and less likely to get your life fucked up... Actually, instead of posessing you, fairies are more likely to just flat out abduct you, missing 411 style.
gabriel_true
Was it Fairies or Pixies that curse you?
chocopyro
@gabriel_true Um... Yes.
chocopyro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeG2VsLW5QE
thesailingteacup
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gabriel_true
I love how if you use stock music of ominous sound effects it makes any rambling piece sound legit.
chocopyro
Indeed. Music is the first magick. Before language was even created, some manipulative shaman somewhere recognized that it had power over human behavior. Thus hippie drum circles were formed. Side note: Did you know big cats purr at a frequency that disorients their prey for moments at a time? That's how they can get so close to people without them noticing. I mean obviously, they're heavy, and snap twigs just like any animal on 2-4 legs, so any huntsman should be able to pick them out by sound or smell alone. But as soon as they take a selfie, bam, there it is in the background, waiting to pounce. Maybe that's how Sasquatch remains hidden, idk.
gabriel_true
So I just need to carry a white noise machine in my pocket and I'm virtually a ninja is what you told me.
chocopyro
Actually, back when my brother was still kicking and playing HVZ, he would terrorize the human players by sneaking up on them and playing an aztec death whistle. He called it pre-battle mental conditioning. Yeah, that shit works. Cause even if they didn't hear it audibly, they always got twice as paranoid afterwards to the point of panic.
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