Is Anyone Online ATM? O.o

I am somewhat here if you consider me being here as in leaving a response every few minutes or so possibly more while being distracted by other things such as games and anime. Now all we need is telepresence and boom.

All I need is a device to augment and decode brain function and act as an interface to allow part of my brain to sleep while interacting online. I guess it would be like "dreaming" of talking on maiotaku.