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Why do women always where tight fitting pants at the gym?!?

arc
Women, why do you have to wear tight fitting clothing at the gym? I have to constantly fight to keep my blood from flowing to the wrong place. I can tell you why most men wear loose clothing at the gym. Because we all have boners because of you! Because of you women who like to wear those tight booty pants us men can never go to the gym wearing spandex! ...wait...that may be a good thing. Carry on.
oniiai
Because women want to lol. You're bold as hell for making this post lmao
yunoxyukki
so people can check them out duh...jk jk idk maybe cause its comfortable :/ either way people are still checking them out >.>
oniiai
Put cold water on your penis, it should solve the problem too :3
jinsei
In general women's clothes fit much more snugly than men's. With no practical purpose in most cases. In contrast only the most manly of men ever wear form fitting stuff...
robscene
I could totally imagine that. Carrying a cup of cold water around with you at the gym. Dammit an attractive woman! *splashes crotch with water* There, no one will suspect a thing.
arc
Actually, oniiai, cold water would solve the boner problem, but what happens after my pants are soaked from pouring cold water on them and they stick to my junk? Once I get another boner it would become even more obvious! Plus there issue of pouring cold water on my manly bits. It's nearly impossible to do a handstand at the water fountain and press the button for cold water at the same time.
sunflower
Don't they wear them cuz it's easier to move in when they are exercising in the gym
arc
I dunno, sunflower. Is it? I never had the chance to wear tight fitting workout clothes because the friction in itself is enough to set me off. And need I even mention how painful it is to run on a treadmill while having an erection. Not fun!
oniiai
I'm fucking hollering LMAOOO BITCH YOU BETTER CARRY A DAMN WATER CUP IF YOU KNOW YOUR DICK IS GOING TO BE SAYING HI TO THE ENTIRE GYM, cuz... I would. You could pull it off as you sweating really hard, plus guys wear basketball shorts to the gym... No one can see water through basketball shorts lol.
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