So tell me, what is....

...the strangest dream/nightmare you have ever had? I'm just curious because all of mine are strange/insane. =^ᵒᴥᵒ^=

Dreams I remember are often fragmented but the award goes to: Riding my mountain bike through some ramps and trails on an abandoned property I frequented as a kid. All of a sudden attacked by ninjas riding dirt bikes. Somehow we end up in a race to the death. All of a sudden the dream flashes to the inside of a Big 5 (sports store) where the ninjas and I are shooting some hoops. Back to the race of death on the dirt track. Back to inside the store shooting hoops with ninjas. ........You win this round dream.