Public service halloween anouncement

I did that last year. Told myself I'd never not trick or treat. Turns out these bones ain't exactly keeping up. So I let that be a little fib, and just handed out shite. I thought that if I was gonna hand out candy, I was to at least make it worth their while. This year, on the other hand, kids are getting BBQ sauce. An entire bottle. Each.

Reminds me of Grandpa. Except he never got cops called. That man goes full throttle with Halloween decorations. Felt like we were bringing kiddos to their doom instead of a treat bag. One year, he actually did a whole haunted house... We had a whole hallway filled with fake webs and those jumping spider things that like never fail to jumpscare someone shitless. Was pure gold to see people's reactions after getting jumped by spiders at all angles. Good memories.

https://i.ani.me/0151/6399/61841616_2380852555271445_4987015878915653632_n.jpg Before we were out in the woods taking blurry pictures of hairy hominids, there was another vintage cryptid lurking through the misty pine groves. No, not the Snallygaster, older than that even. We're talking about one of the first cryptids here. The Tatzelwurm. One of the oldest cryptids in the world. If your halloween brings you into the alpines or the Caucus mountains, watch out for these purring fuzz sneks. They are as venomous as any critter in the homocidal Australian ecosystem.