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asuracore
I am experienced ecchi and hentai connaisseur. Watched, examined and analysed all best tiddies and butts over anime world. Feel free to post here if you need support in reaching heart of your crush!
reisenpai66
I cant tell whats satire anymore on this site.
xinmage
It's all satire. It always has been!
asuracore
Never ending aprils fool day. But, please no offtopic here! Only serious requests that require creepy, funny and perverted to the core solutions!
bob_loblaw
T-there's this girl I kinda like... how do I convince her to give me all of the sex?
verucassault
Step 1: Ask her out. For more steps you'll have to subscribe to my Patreon.
hell_hound7
You skipped a step Step 687: Sing her the song of a thousand damned crashing against each other in the fiery pits of hell
asuracore
Anpanman @bob_loblaw "T-there's this girl I kinda like... how do I convince her to give me all of the sex?" First, stalk her on social medias. Try to rub-rub to her pics, stare very closely on every naked part of her skin while you are doing it. In this way you will get used to get horny close to her. Second, steal her panties and sniff-sniff. Hide them in some special place. Its important chant, will boost your sexiness and self-confidence towards her. Finally, wear Lickitung cosplay and keep following her everywhere she goes while swinging Lickitung tongue around. At some point she will get convienced and give you all the sex. Big love uwu (me dunno how to quote lol)
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