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(nevermind he deleted it but little does he know I got it backed up on my phone >:3) Chapter Two of the Pandy Chronicles: A WILD WILD DONG WORLD As Pandy's new kingdom, Dongidonia, grew, so did his foes as neighboring countries waged war with the large girthed warriors. The first foe, Persia, was pretty weak for only 300 Dark Spartans were enough to destroy the entire empire. The second, was Russia who Panda himself killed Rasputin by slapping his right cheek with his mighty dong hammer. For Pandy heard rumors that Rasputin could not die. He was disappointed to say the least. The latest foe, turned friend, was a new nation named the United States. Panda met a man by the name of George Washington there, and they became allies. As a gift Pandus killed a rhinoceros for Washington for it's ivory. Turned it's horn into teeth for the Commander in Chief. He was saddened by his death soon after, because for Panda did not age or die. He simply was DONG. A state of being as if the state of matter being liquid. You know it's there always. To come.... Chapter Three Thicc Big Tiddy Latina Gf