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jochon

Jochon

31 year old Male
Taken
Last online about 9 years ago
Bergen, Norway
I'm clever (or so I think), funny (or so I think), handsome (that one's a definite) and I've got a very sweet personality. In fact, I'm so sweet that bitches at the coffe house be all like "You want sugar with that?" and I'm all like up in their face and going "No, BITCH! I'm motherloving sweet enough! I get any sweeter than this shit here, and this whole city gonna die of diabetes, BITCH!".

I'm kind of en enigma (shit's getting pretentious up in here), as I've got an extrovert and introvert personality. I absolutely love meeting new people, I'm always the first to reach out to someone new, I get very familiar with people within seconds and I love to get loud and take charge. On the other side, once I get to know people I'm very calm and relaxed at all times (no matter what's going on) and I will only initiate spending time with people that I really like.

As for hobbies and such it various pretty much from day to day, if there's something fun or interesting to do I'll do it. Video games is one of very few constants on my list of hobbies, other than that I've had everything from lockpicking and painting miniatures to growing strange plants in old milk cartons and (poorly) drawing freaky-looking creatures. Oh, and I also tried to write a book once (didn't work out too well).

Politically speaking I fancy myself as a neutral kind of guy, but more often than not I find myself on the left side of the fence. I'm very vocal about my opinions when I'm sure that I'm right, but I get along with literally everyone no matter what they believe (not even exaggerating a bit). That last part extends to my religious beliefs as well, which are non-existent. I'd classify myself as a "level 6" atheist, and I will often seek out debates with people who are of religious faith actively, but I never act aggressively towards anyone (I seriously get along with EVERYONE!).

If there's anything else you want to know about me, just ask me a ton of questions. I'm always extremely eager to talk about myself or anything else interesting in (see what I did there?) and don't be shy; there really is no question too personal (and even if there is, I got no qualms about answering them)!

p.s. If you wanna play a game while chatting about stuff that's perfect. I always find it easier to cope with awkward breaks of silence (they're pretty much inevitable) when there's something you can conveniently divert your attention to ;)

p.p.s. I'm also a huge fan of anime porn (an important thing to share with the internet). It's ridiculous how much better it is than actual porn. I don't understand why that is, but I damn well appreciate it!