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Shells are for turtles

fayelinnblair
Worst pick up ever; "What's your IM address?" So yah, never use it.
socrates
Oct 20, 10 at 11:18pm
You know, some people really like the shy, cute thing. o uo It's just adorable. BUT. If you wish~ - w- Think of the person of interest as a hobo man with a straggly beard and you just wanna buy the poor fellow a drink. :D
otakunewbie
I don't know about other girls but I love corny pick up lines they just brighten my day, and make me feel special
augos
Sep 17, 13 at 9:23pm
answering questions in school is how i practiced as a first step
the_geeky_panda
Cosplay at a Anime Convention.
kaneanrui
I generally just walk up next to them and gaze upon the masses and make a speech about how the worms struggle through dirt all their lives. Once they finally break through to the glorious surface, they are eaten by those who live even higher than the worms wondrous surface world. That usually gets there attention. And if not, you can start poking them and asking them what their favorite color is. <br/> FOOLPROOF! HAS NEVER FAILED!
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