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criselington
I have a fake PhD in stupid jokes, puns, and other idiotic based things. So pretty much a disaster.
lewd_araragi
You can only get the ladies so moist @criselington
criselington
I think you meant dry haha
xinmage
https://youtu.be/wG5R7vyu-mA It's the time of the season When love runs high In this time, give it to me easy And let me try with pleasured hands To take you in the sun To promised lands To show you every one It's the time of the season for loving
yuuzora
It was interesting reading through this whole thing. Dating me... I never know what to say. I either tell you way more than you need to know, or nothing. I'm a ferocious faerie queen with ambition and deep loyalty to the people who dare to get close without greedy intentions... I've been... abused in just about any way you could think of. I spent my earliest years in a warzone. My personality reflects this. I'm tumultuous, I work too much, I am stuck in my thoughts, Imposter Syndrome cripples me sometimes... I can be toxic in that I have high standards and if you're not trying to grow as a person I think you are trash. Throughout my life people always want to tame the faerie queen, but I refuse to yield. So if you don't love me as I'm wild, I will burn you with the rest. Passed all that distrust, the tumultuous trauma, and the walls of thorns, I will always be in tune with your feelings. I'm supportive and independent, I'm creative, and I will put you before myself to a fault. So far I've only dated two people. Both just wanted to tame me and use me to fan their own ego... so I don't know what it's like to be with someone who actually gives a fuck about me. Is that too much info? I don't know. But here it is anyway.
reisenpai66
@yuuzora >"I work too much, I am stuck in my thoughts, Imposter Syndrome cripples me sometimes... I can be toxic in that I have high standards and if you're not trying to grow as a person I think you are trash. " Hello, me
arc
Sep 29, 21 at 9:23pm
If I cook you a romantic dinner of spaghetti and meatballs, you will be most definately be asked how my balls taste in your mouth.
verucassault
They taste of rosemary.
animebadass
Lots of sarcasm & lots of teasing, im sorry
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