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Witty Retorts

xinmage
Sep 02, 21 at 4:12pm
What comeback responses come to mind when one finds themselves on the defensive? "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but the highest form of intelligence." -Oscar Wilde "You've called me out for being gay, yet here you are swinging my way!" "If you're tired of my schtick, then do us both a favor and get off my dick!" "Don't assume. It'll make an ASS out of yoU and ME." -unknown wiseass "Interrupting me only shows your lack of discipline." "99×0=0. As in I've got 99 problems already and 0 of those involved you!"
dyadka_yar
Sep 02, 21 at 7:57pm
"Your mouth is just like my ass, nothing good comes out of it"- Bruce Campbell
projectotakux
"THEY CAUSED THE EXPLOSION" Mayor: "Is this true?" Peter: "Yes it's true...this man has no dick." 2nd favorite insult out of any movie I have seen
xinmage
Sep 03, 21 at 4:59am
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beyozenith
Sep 03, 21 at 7:07am
Fellas, if some guy ever gets on you for not having a gf then goes on to talk about how he does just say "For someone who claims to be straight, you sure like hopping on my dick alot" I always put people in hush mode with that one at school lol
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