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tsunpaper
The totally real portable hole is now for sale. You can buy it at my totally real hole store. It comes in this cool carrying bag. https://i2.wp.com/criticalhitgamingsupplies.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/Portable-Hole-Black-1.jpg When used, it looks like this... https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/portable_hole_on_paper_8404.jpg Be careful to not fall, as we are not responsible for any damages you might sustain by using this glorious product. Have a hole of a time.
tsunpaper
https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2707/4249672691_50c5ae849f_b.jpg My store is located here, you can't miss it
code_016
I sometimes worry about you, Tsun…
cookielover
You didn't put a prize.
tsunpaper
@cookielover The prize for buying my totally real portable hole is this realllllllly cooooool chest of REAL gold coins. https://sc01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1EATkgCYTBKNjSZKbq6xJ8pXal.jpg Order now while supplies last~
cookielover
goddamn i just used my last chest with real gold coins, good luck though
tsunpaper
I totally understand. My last chest of REAL gold coins was just used yesterday, it is hard to keep using one after another. Thank you for browsing!
cookielover
i see, that's why you are selling your valuable portable hole
tsunpaper
Of course! I need to sell my portable hole so I can buy more gold while I give away my chest of REAL gold.
a1ephy
Low-key, you actually make Tori look sane
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