Terrible dating advice

You may ask for dating advice. I will only give bad advice. DO NOT FOLLOW IT.

@iloveminecraft123 My advice is that, if you wish to receive appreciation, then prepare to dig a hole for two. Never expect anything.

peepeepoopoogangstamstyle @iloveminecraft123 When you find a guy you like make sure to hide everything important about you and seem like a perfect person. Then keep up that act the rest of your life.

[ＤＥＲＰ] Ｓｎａｋｅ T e m p e s t @solid_snake95 Not enough dick pics.

Hmmmm.... I've been asked how big my dick is. That's always a classic go to, men or women. Always ask how big thier dick is. Gotta know if you need to compete or delete.

When the date is almost over, tell her she was pretty good for a second option. It'll make her strive to be your first option.

That's when you, as classy as possible start singing "I want to be the very best, Like no one ever was." while walking away.