What's the most weirdest/creepiest thing that happened to you on the internet?

Once I was chatting with some weirdo that wanted to show me child porn or something... Yeah, chatting on the dark side of the internet is strange

Too many to remember since I'm old. But recently on here I had a guy who had his profile marked straight and I'm pretty sure he was underage. He messaged me talking about stuff but pretty quickly turned into asking about if I was bi and things like that. Then out of no where asked how big my dick was. Then I just stopped responding.... I really hope you guys don't think this is how lewd convos start...