Maiotaku Timely Confessions

#4 Rest in peace our dear friend laughingman, may you receive plentiful amounts of bobs and vegana in your next life.

#5 I’m not gonna give up the chase, I’ll give you my love unconditionally and silently!!!

#6 The boys I have talked to on here have 0 chance of actually getting a girlfriend, ya'll creepy and pathetic as fuck.

#7 I feel like i am on the verge of a mental and emotional breakdown. This anxiety i feel constantly is driving me mad, i need it to stop.

#8 #6 Was right, ya know. Even if it was more than likely a guy who said that.

#9 mioismywaifu? More like my new Bitch change that username to I'm someone Bitch

#10 I would gladly order right-wing death squads to give free helicopter rides to at least 80% of this site's users (and that is being being generous)...

#11 I would gladly order left-wing hippies to give 80% of this site's user base a life-time supply of weed (and that is being generous)