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Because today is National Girlfriends Day...

lewd_araragi
That's also why I don't observe this holiday
tsunpaper
But would you observe it if there was free pizza involved?
hell_hound7
How about i order pizza and you bring your basement girlfriend over and we have a play date.
tsunpaper
Is this the part where we argue over who's basement girlfriend is better than the others?
lewd_araragi
My basement girlfriend brings all the fbi agents to the yard
hell_hound7
Mine only asks to go home once a day, clearly mine is better
tsunpaper
My basement girlfriend can run faster than yours.
lewd_araragi
We bedazzled her ankle restraints together so things are getting pretty serious
tsunpaper
oh yeah? Well mine comes equipped with a cool jet-pack and a sweet laser sword. She can fly me around town and slice toast for me, thus making her epic. So obviously I am mega closer to her.
hell_hound7
Mine tried to maintain 6 feet distance at all times, way before covid. So she can probably see the future and she thinks about my health
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