Bad advice

If you are ever lost in the woods and are being chased down by a bear, cougar, or wolf lay down on the ground for 5 seconds, they will not be able to eat you because of the 5 second rule.

This is in honor of @forgetmenot Always trust the bisexual vampire with an odd obsession with his brother, especially when it comes to promises of power and safety.

You should always accept the invitation when a lady invites you into the woods during a full moon to hang out with her and her friends.

@forgetmenot That's a bit of a stretch even for you. Get you're head out of the sand.