Bad advice

It's rude to appropriate culture. When traveling abroad always be sure to drive on the side of the road dictated by your native country.

If you're afraid of spiders and see one in your house here is some advice. Burning your house down is the only way to get rid of them.

It is a cool epic thing to tell all of your friends you have won the lottery. Be sure to treat them all to a fancy dinner and then skip out on them so you don't have to pay for it. It helps you save money and makes you feel like you actually won the lottery.

When out and about in the world, you may meet strangers who vent their frustrations on you. When they begin to yell at you for no reason, you can easily circumvent the entire situation by proceeding to lick their face. Doing this will cease the individual's yelling and the police will arrive. You can tell them all about how you were performing a good deed. You will then be rewarded by getting to stay at a strange hotel for free!