Dumb jokes

Did you hear about the business whale? He apparently made a big splash at an important conference.

Why do dogs bury and then dig up bones? Because they want to be barkeologists

Why is it smart to throw a party in a haunted building? The ghost will provide the boos.

Two men are on a bench. One of them is blind. The blind man asks the other man if he has anything thing to eat since he forgot to bring lunch. The other man happens to be Jewish and is fond of Matzo. He breaks off a piece and offers it to the blind man. When the blind man grabs the matzo his hand trails along the piece he was given. The blind man then exclaims "What is this trash?!" (you score brownie points if you even get the joke)

Why is the ocean so salty? It spends all day waving at the beach but never get a wave back.

Why is it impossible to explain puns to kelptomaniacs? Because they always take things literally.

Why are bananas so popular in the world of fruit? It's because they're appeeling.