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wik
May 12, 21 at 3:08am

Traded his Kia Soul for more horsepower.

projectotakux

@wik (I actually have a Kia but it is a Rio instead of a Soul)

Sold more human power for the power of Old Spice Odor Blocking Body Wash, which has 16 hours of BO blocking.... POOOOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

gilver

Lives in Alaska.

projectotakux

Thinks they are Sarah Palin

audiosenpai

Knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop

manga_bird

Swallows tootsie pops whole.

audiosenpai

Prefers the chocolate flavored ones.

projectotakux

hates chocolate so much that when they see it, they turn into skim milk

audiosenpai

Farms my skim milk as sells it in gay bars across the country

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