Traded his Kia Soul for more horsepower.
@wik (I actually have a Kia but it is a Rio instead of a Soul)
Sold more human power for the power of Old Spice Odor Blocking Body Wash, which has 16 hours of BO blocking.... POOOOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Lives in Alaska.
Thinks they are Sarah Palin
Knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop
Swallows tootsie pops whole.
Prefers the chocolate flavored ones.
hates chocolate so much that when they see it, they turn into skim milk
Farms my skim milk as sells it in gay bars across the country