Yo mama is so nasty, when she spreads her legs it's like somebody opened a can of surstromming.
Yo mama so nasty, if you swiped your finger on her face it'd leave a trail.
yo momma so hawt, she turned the sun on
Yo Mother thinks ur an utter failure in life
I PUNCHED YO MAMA AFTER SHE YELLED "NICO NICO NIIIII!" ONE TOO MANY TIMES!
If ur wondering why yo momma was in the wheelchair in the first place. I fucked her so hard that I out her there
The only thing you fucked was your mom's chances of having a normal son
I believe in flat earth, because there is no way your mom can be that fat without flattening the planet.
Yo Mama is so fat, she proved Flat Earthers right
Your mama so fat that not even gluttony could eat her.