Favorite Quotes

**Looks at document** Rawls "Perhaps you misfigured your felony stats this week." Colvin "No sir, we were very accurate. Sometimes the Gods are uncooperative." Rawls "Uncooperative? This is a cooperative effort. A cooperative department. And what do I get from a veteran commander?? **Looks at document again** You're just having a laugh, aren't you, Colvin? You got the real stats and projections somewhere else. Someone's just outside the door with them, right? A stripper maybe? That would be nice! She comes in, flashes a little tit, gives us a whiff of that muff, and delivers my FUCKING stat sheets with a reduction that matches just what we promised the mayor! That would be beautiful. That would be creme fucking brulee... ...but what I got instead is some half assed 'I wish we were doing better' platitude that's meant to fool maybe a 6 year old girl into thinking you're doing your job. Well, she left the room, Major Colvin. She's out there right now asking the STRIPPER if she can have HER job when she grows up because she sure as shit doesn't want yours! I don't care how many years you have on this job. If the felony rate doesn't fall, YOU most certainly will. The Gods are fucking you, you find a way to fuck them back. It's Baltimore, gentleman. The Gods will not save you."

"If women don't find you handsome they should at least find you handy." -Red Green

"I dont know who you are, i cant seem to remember you at all, but i know that i lost you, one or two forevers ago.. I cant remember the sound of your laugh, or even the tone of your voice. I cant remember your face, not even your name, but i know that you where there! I know that i lost something, i just cant remember what it was. Maybe we were friends, maybe enemys, maybe a little more then strangers.. maybe we played together once or twice, one or two forevers ago.. My mind is rotting the more it grows, my memories return to me like fighter jets from the war full of holes, but the more i repair the spots that got damaged the more i neglect to reinforce the spots that were hit, that took down the memorys that never returned at all.. Their is a undeniable knowlege that i lost something and that i will never get to know exactly what it was. It is a cruel Burden, this knowlege that you lost something that now, you can no longer even hold a memory of it, maybe it was good, maybe it was bad, maybe it was insignificant, but it was yours! And now you can never have it back.. I think i lost myself.. One or two forevers ago.. But even if i did i cant remember who he was." ~Unknown

@alephy I believe a mathematician is more adept than me at finding that out.

"Imagination is more important than knowledge, just as the ultimate plot twist is more important than any scientific theorem."

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@laughingman_ddd I mean there is truth to that. The two go hand in hand. Knowlege offers the information, imagination offers a use for said information. Just don't go too out of control with the imagination or else you end up being a Chris Chan.