honeybutterchips

One time I had friends over for dinner and we were playing laser with my neko named Sammy who kept chasing the laser dot that night. Sammy had only one thought in mind, which was to capture the elusive Red Demon Fairy of Satan-chan. But no matter how much Sammy tried, his prey kept slipping between his paws. It was hopeless. That's when he turned around and saw it; the Legendary Wand of Satan. He decided he must attack Satan-chan himself in order to protect his master from the demon fairies. Thus, within seconds, he lunged toward the wand and delivered a powerful neko punch to the face of the demon fairy's summoner. As his paws sat on his face, he clenched his clawed paws hard to draw blood from the summoner. And as he escape, he deliver two more powerful neko kicks to the face of the summoner, splattering his blood on his master's throne. My friend never wanted to visit my home ever again...