Glad to hear that brother. I actually wanted to do that myself, as she was the woman I married, but unfortunately it didn't work out. A good thing, though, is that even at age 35, I've only been with 2 different women all my life, and that's my personal choice, because of my morals.
Bwah ha ha. No, no, they don't. That's where I am originally from. I'm actually inside of a prison, brother. Spooky ? Meh, not at all. I'm just another person in an effed up situation @_@
Orange county jails let you have phones now?