That Awkward Moment when....

i would give them that. i don't believe in morals, i believe in a balance between various human ideals. or if not. no human ideals.

guess that makes me a bad person ^_^ thank god one person might finally see me as not good. im sick of being seen as a nice fucking person. its repetetive.

I never thought of you as good or bad really. More of real with terrible ideals which I don't mind at all. In fact it's a bit fascinating. That probably comes from the dark twisted side of my mind xD

That awkward moment when my drunk friends decided to joke about my name being used as a "safe word" then makes one say it when he's getting it on. I go running in the room breaking up what I thought wasn't consensual. I tell the partner to stop and slap him on the back rather hard. He yelps and whimpers telling me to do it again. I was grossed out and embarrassed. Especially when I realized he said my name while getting blown. My friends are jerks T^T

That Awkward moment when I was underage so I was stuck sitting in the hotel room while in Vegas. The people next door started screwing very loudly and I panicked turning on Disney, cranking up the volume. My dumbass thought they'd stop or at least be quieter since there was a "child" next door but nope. I remembered my mom's Gay friend, whom was my best friend's dad and I considered an Uncle, left his laptop and said I could go on it. So I plugged in my headphones and opened his media player. I noticed there was a movie inserted so I clicked on it to see what it was and BAM! Right in the middle of Gay porn. I was scarred twice that day...

damn you were one lucky child, when i was underage i was looking for porn constantly. but i didn't know where to look. eventually i found gelbooru and exhentai and stuff and became a happy camper :)