Roast The Person Above You

Edgy 14 year old kid, probably wanted to own a katana but his mom won't let him. Probably owns a fidget spinner.

I have about 50 throwing knives, 1 machete, a pair of brass knuckles, and a ton of other deadly shit, so I don't think some weeaboo sword would be a big deal. Enough about me, though. This is a roasting thread. 1st off, if your name has king, I'm willing to bet your the kind of person who stands up for nothing they should. A real cuckold. Someone who sits idly by while they're stepped on. 2nd off, the fact you're trying to put off derpy-ness is really making it look like you're the more immature one in this situation. Lastly, I just really hate fidget spinners, so go take a hike up mount gofuckyourself

Double post confirms he is a pedophile. @papa Your grammar makes your parents think you're retarded.

@Xena I hope I do.