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What's your best/worst/favorite pick up line you've got in your arsenal?

deardrops
Could be cheesy one liners or whatever that you know, found out about or made up I think my favorites would be "If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer." and "You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line." I haven't actually used them yet, but I still think it's kind of cute and funny to think them up or find around the place. :p Edit: Oh gosh this one too You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me. /swooning
saita
Okay, I got three. 8D Are you a farmer? cause you sure know how to raise cocks! My dick just died, can I bury it in your ass? Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? AND LANDED ON MY DICK? ^LOL i'd never actually say such disrespectul things. I don't do "pick-up lines" in general. oO
psycho
I've never used a pick-up line, and my contribution isn't quite it, but I've been dying to have a reason to use it. "I like my women like I like my coffee, full of CREAM!" But as horribly inappropriate it is, it shall never see the light of day.
djokami
"excuse me but would you happen to have a map...Because I am lost in your eyes" "Somebody call God; I think he is missing an Angel"
obranovs
"Do you work for Kleenex? 'Cause I'd like to cum all over you."
robscene
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have always wanted to do you in the butt.
jikokun
Hey baby, wanna come back to my place and see what randomness deardrops has to say today?
broketoon
*ahem* one of the best ones I know (but never used) "Nice shoes, lets ****" one of the cheesy ones I've used...regrettably... I lost my teddy bear and cant sleep, can I borrow you? best one I've used (and worked) "so I herd u like mudkips."
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